How is it possible for me to try for F.C BARCELONA?

ive been running behind people to find an answer for how to get a try out for barcelona football club.im in india,im not boasting myself,but let me describe my skills clearly,no lies,im speaking truth,promise on the bible,just help me.im a good player and im feeling scared if ill lose my skills.ok im not boasting,please dnt make fun of me,im comparing myself to messi.people cal me messi,only difference is that i kick with the right foot.im first of all extremely fast in running,i was an athlete,i have good ball control,more than goal scoring my main ability lies in dribbling,i can run very fast while keeping the ball close to my foot,my playing styles and actions are similar to messi.just like messi i dnt use much game tricks,i know several ronaldo and ronaldinho game tricks but i stopped using them ever since i became a follower of messi,i use the basic 2 touch dribblin skills like messi,i dont like running on the sides,i always look for places which is crowded with defenders,my friends admire me coz i dribble the ball through extremely tight spaces even while running fast,next thing is im not like c ronaldo who always falls down when fouled and waits for the referee to whistle for a foul,i play same like messi,i dont care i fall down while running,i just get up immediately after i fall down and start running again,im resistive just like messi ie- i dnt care if people push me,i dnt stop playing or get iriitated when people push and try to foul me while im dribbling the ball,i still resist them same like messi,and continue running just trying to reach the ball as if it was ma life.i love football somuch that if im not able to get a try out for fc barcelona within 1 year ,i will suicide,swear.